{CrossAU!} - Papers - Eren x Reader x Kirito

High School. Sweet baby Jesus, no one cares about school. It is like crap, since it starts until the end of the year. But, to the students of Saint Rogers Academy of Europe is a total different thing. That academy is like 'oh my glob'; let me explain:

1. They don't have Physics or Chemistry, unless they want.
2. It's an arts school; okay, I'm hiperventilating.
3. They-don't-fucking-have-Philosophy!!
4. IT'S THE SCHOOL THAT YOU WANT, DUDE!

Okay, I'm definately hiperventilating. So, we can start the story with this definition of the School that our sweet (f/n) (l/n) goes.


*(f/n)'s P.O.V.:

"Crap, crap, craaaaap! No!" (f/n) said, running though the hallways. It was her first day of school of her second year, and she didn't wanted to be late like the first day of her first year. She ran like a Superwoman, and finally she arrived the Theater. Miles of students were trying to make rows, and (f/n) walked to the Second Year row. 

"Shut the fuck up, Jäger!"

"Don't interrumpt me, Gasai!"

Yuno, a pink haired girl, was trying to separate Eren and Jean, who were fighting for the nearest position to the scenario. But, suddenly, a new character appeared:

"Sorry, bitches, the place is mine." A black haired guy smiled with a sleepy face. It was Kirito, the biggest enemy of Eren. Bigger than titans, than Jean, or even Megurine-sensei. He was his biggest enemy.

"Kirito..." Eren whispered, angry. (f/n) walked near to them, trying to talk with someone. And so, she started a new conversation with Miku, a turquoise haired girl with a bright smile:

"... and then I kicked his ass with my leek!"

"That's sweet, Miku." (f/n) smiled to her. Jean rolled his eyes, and looked at the german boy that was behind the (nationality) girl. He maked a heart that framed (f/n) and Eren, and giggled with arrogancy. Eren blushed and facepalmed, and looked at the scenario, were was Hanji-sensei with a paper in her hands:

"Hello, there, sweeties! I will welcome you to this academy of arts! There are new faces that I want to know this year, so... let's begin with the appoint of our new Ateliers and the Student Council!" She sighed with excitement. Then, she started to nominate the names of the paper:

"Our president..."

"Levirella." Yuno whispered, and Miku giggled.

"Levi Yves Ackerman! Oui, oui, monsieur!" She called out. The public laughed and giggled. Levi walked up to the scenario, stoic as ever, and threw away his words, a little nervious:

"Well,... I will destroy the dirt of your minds, shitty brats." He called, and managed to walk off to his row, but Hanji laughed, and pulled him back to the scenario. This was going to be a long, I say, long presentation.


*15 minutes later


"... give an applause to the secretary, Rin Kagamine!" Hanji demanded, and all the public gave applauses to the blonde haired girl with a white ribbon, who was walking to the Third Year row. Hanji giggled, and spoke another list of students and Ateliers:

"The music room will be taken by..."

"This is what I wanted, bitches." (f/n) whispered behind Kirito. The black haired boy laughed a bit, and heared the brunette teacher throw the names of the students:

"(f/n) (l/n), 2nd year; Eren Jäger, 2nd year; Miku Hatsune, 2nd year; Mirai Kuriyama, 1st year; Kazuto Kirigaya, 2nd year; and finally, Aru Akise, 4th year."

"YESS!" Miku yelled. All the students laughed, and she smiled, a little blush in her cheeks.

And then, (f/n) sensed a little thing land on her (h/c) head. She looked around her, and then she founded at her feet a little ball of white paper. She picked up the paper, and opened it; the letters were wrote in the most perfect printing type of Arial:

'I like you, (f/n).'

What-the-hell. Okay, it was fine that (f/n) was the most cutest, popular and intelligent girl of the academy, but, someone sending papers at her like this?! Nope. But then, another ball of paper landed on (f/n)'s head. She catched the paper ball at time, and read the letters; they were wrote in another type of printing, like Comic Sans:

'I love you! Please go out with me, (f/n)! >///<.'

(f/n) blushed a lot, Miku looking at her with confusion behind of Eren: "(f/n), are you alright?" She asked to her. (f/n) looked behind her, with a fake smile;

"Th-thanks Miku, but I'm fine!" 

She didn't realized that Eren was blushing like a tomato, with a serious/angry face. Until he tipped her shoulder with a finger:

"H-hey, (f/n), why are y-you blu-blushing?" He stuttered. (f/n) just sighed, and telled him her fake worries: "It's just- that my stomach hurts."

"I can guide you to the infirmary." Kirito offered ahead of the (e/c) eyed girl, who was looking at him with  another fake smile. 

"No! No, I'm fine by myse-"

"She will go with me." Eren whispered to Kirito, blushing more. The black haired guy blushed more than the German (it was more flagrant because of his pale face, but Eren was more red xD), and looked at him with a deadly face. (f/n) sighed, and looked at Yukiteru (or Yukki for friends and his jealous girlfriend), who was walking to recieve the laptop prime of a competition.

"No, she will go with ME!" Kirito muttered to himself, looking back to the scenario. (f/n) blushed, and realized only one thing;

They were the ones who wrote the notes and hurled them to her head.


And it maked (f/n) blush madly.




Because she was in love with one and liked another.



*Two days later
  North Yard



"You fucker!!"

"Shut up, bitch!!"

(f/n) looked behind her and suddenly ran to the place were two guys were fighting. Again Eren and Kirito. Like the past year and the summer school tour. The girl sighed, before separate the Japanese and the German;

"STOP!!"

Kirito smiled to her, and Eren looked at him like he was going to burn his eyes with x-rays. (f/n) rolled her eyes, an shouted like the director, Light Yagami;

"You have to stop! You guys are boring me! Make Eren your friend, Kirito!" Then, she looked at the brunette; "The same for you, Eren!"

All the yard was quiet. And part of the building too. The students looked at (f/n) like she was killing herself, and she knew that it was such a fool way to stop the two of them. Nothing stopped the guys to fight. They did it like a million times a day, so... the day has came.

"But-"

"Let's ask to her."

"But I didn't kissed her!"

(f/n) blushed a bit; "What are you guys talking about?"

All the yard suddenly started again the noise, and the girl noticed a titanic (it is him, ok?) blush on Eren's cheeks. Kirito just asked her the longed question:

"Did you kissed Eren?"

"Of course not! I mean... I'm not his girlfriend!" (f/n) spoke.

"I said to you, Kazuto!" Eren chanted to the guy, and did a victory dance. Miku laughed, looking at the brunette. Yuno just rolled her eyes, and talked back to Miku and Yukki.

"But- Haruka said to me...!"

The three teen looked at a certain serious black haired guy, who was surrounded by a tone in girls and two friends. He perceived the eyes of Kirito in his nape, and tried to not giggle. Eren ran to him, and yelled again;

"WHY DID YOU START THAT RUMOR!"

Okay, that was almost a risky decision to do.

"Because I wanted to see if you guys trust my fake truth. And so, I knew that you guys loved (f/n)!" Haruka said with a brilliant gaze. Makoto laughed like a mad, and Aru just rolled his red eyes.

"Shut up! I-"

But it was almost ridiculous line to say, because his love for (f/n) was almost obvious. Kirito hugged (f/n) by the waist, and sighed like a true Cupid. Eren looked back to see them, and his anger growed more and more higher...


"YOU WILL DIE!!!!"










A.N.: Who wins to you?